Sex Toy Review: LifeStyles A:Muse Personal Pleasure Massager

LifeStyles A:Muse Personal Pleasure MassagerDespite its relatively innocent name, the LifeStyles A:Muse Personal Pleasure Massager is far from it. This is one sweet-looking purple toy which really packs a punch!

It has five vibration types, each with three speeds, so there’s plenty to keep you busy right there! The A:Muse is great for playing with a partner, or alone. Its soft and smooth surface means that it’s perfectly suitable for massage, and equally fun for use on your more intimate areas.

It’s fairly quiet as vibrating toys go,  and only takes 2 x AAA batteries, which is amazing when you consider how powerful it is! It comes complete with a nice pouch, too.

Overall, I’d definitely say that the LifeStyles A:Muse Personal Pleasure Massager has more pluses than minuses – it’s versatile, powerful and super-orgasmic.

In fact, the only downside is that it was really difficult to get the cover off in order to get the batteries in. I followed the instructions to the letter and still struggled, resorting to a pair of scissors in the end (please don’t try this at home! 😉 ). So make sure you put the batteries in the toy well in advance of being ‘in the mood’ and you’ll be fine. Plus, the fun that’s to be had definitely makes it worth the trouble!

So if you’re looking for a new toy for your box and are tired of rabbits – this is perfect. Get yourself to Lovehoney and place your order pronto!

Sex Toy Review: Rampant Rabbit Platinum Petite

Rampant Rabbit Platinum Petite Just in time for Easter, those lovely peeps over at Ann Summers sent me a rabbit! Naturally, it’s the rampant kind, as opposed to the sort you’d keep in a cage.

The Rampant Rabbit Platinum Petite has been a long time coming (if you’ll pardon the pun), if you ask me. For a while now new rabbits have been released which have been bigger and better than the last. But what about the girls that wanted smaller ones? Well, Ann Summers have definitely come through with their new petite range.

This particular model is an inch shorter and a quarter of an inch smaller in girth than the Rampant Rabbit Touch. But although it’s smaller, it certainly still packs a punch! With 11 vibrating functions and a 3 speed rotating shaft, there’s still plenty to keep you happy. It takes 3 AAA batteries and is also waterproof – bonus!

Overall, I was very impressed. The toy is still plenty powerful enough to do its job and it’s comfortable and completely non-threatening. I’d heartily recommend this to anyone who’d fed up of huge toys, or those looking to make their first vibrator purchase. It’s a great quality vibrator and is a pretty good price.

Buy the Rampant Rabbit Platinum Petite here.

Sex Toy Review: Ann Summers Touch Shaft Vibrator

Ann Summers Touch Shaft Vibrator

Ann Summers is pretty much Rampant Rabbit Central, so although rabbits are fab, it was nice to receive something different. And the Touch Shaft Vibrator is certainly that.

The idea of the toy is that you just switch it on, put it up ‘there’ and let it work its magic. As you can see from the above pic, there are three bands which are touch sensitive, so the deeper it goes, the more intense the vibrations. It’s cool, clever and waterproof. You’ll also need 4xAAA batteries.

The only downside is that its design means that it’s not ideal for clitoral stimulation as if the bands aren’t surrounded by something, they’re not activated. So even when its switched on, if you’re just holding the black part at the bottom, nothing happens. Of course you could hold the vibe in such a way that your hand activates it,  but it may not be the most comfortable.

This is a high quality, unique toy – but if you’re a clitoral orgasm kind of a gal, you might be better off sticking with a trusty rabbit.

Head on over to Ann Summers and check out their range.

Sex Toy Review: Shag Factory Flower Power Love Vibrator

Shag Factory Flower Power Love Vibrator

Is the onset of Spring making you feel frisky? In that case, look no further for a pocket sized vibrating friend to help you take advantage! The Shag Factory Flower Power Love Vibrator isn’t just pocket sized, it’s pocket friendly! At just £9.99 this pink cutie comes with batteries and definitely packs a punch.

This super-powerful mini vibrator has three speeds, is waterproof and the batteries are replaceable. I’ve often been disappointed with vibes of this type, but the Shag Factory Flower Power Love Vibrator actually exceeded expectations! It definitely hits the spot and is so discreet you can take it anywhere!

So why not splash out? But be quick… Lovehoney are currently offering a FREE Shag Factory Shag Bag worth £9.99 when you buy any two sex toys from the new Shag Factory range.

Groovy baby! (Sorry, couldn’t resist ;))

Product Review: Ann Summers Zoe Necklace Top

Ann Summers Zoe Necklace TopThis going out/partywear top from Ann Summers is gorgeous, as you can see from the photo. It’s a lovely colour, and best of all, it’s flattering.

For girls like me, who want to hide their tummy and show off their boobs a little without going overboard, this is perfect. The material hangs loosely, hiding your lumps and bumps, whilst accentuating your cleavage.

I particularly like this top because it’s flexible. You can arrange it so you’re showing just a tad of cleavage, like the girl in the photo, or you can pull it further up or down, dependent on how brave you are! Naturally, you’ll have to make sure you’re wearing the right bra, because any lines will show through the material.

It also comes with the clip on necklace, but I wasn’t too keen. Despite some serious untangling and straightening out before clipping it to the top, the gems still kept twisting when they were attached, and it just didn’t look right. So I wore it without.

If you’re looking for something that’s not too expensive and is girly, yet smart and flattering, you can’t go far wrong with this top. You can wear it with jeans, leggings (or jeggings!), trousers, skirts, etc – it’s pretty versatile so as long as the colours don’t clash, you’ll look (and feel) amazing.

Convinced? Grab one from Ann Summers’ site – currently on offer at time of writing!

Sex Toy Review: Clit Tingler Climax Rabbit

Clit Tingler Climax RabbitSexToys.co.uk sent me the Clit Tingler Climax Rabbit to review – don’t get too excited, there aren’t two of them (though heaven knows what you’d do with two – actually, I don’t want to know!) in the pack. Lucky ol’ me got the pink one – my favourite colour.

My first impressions were good: it’s good quality, sturdy and not scary. It  has a rotating part in the shaft as well as the clitoral stimulator and they work independently, so it’s up to you if you want to use one or both. Both functions have three settings so you’re spoilt for choice, really! There’s also a vibrating bullet in the shaft, positioned to hit your g-spot so this toy promises lots of fun.

It delivers, too. As often happens with this type of toy, when you’re using both functions you do lose some power, but it still has plenty! Used independently, the clitoral stimulator is incredibly powerful – I’d recommend using lube with this rabbit!

Overall, the Clit Tingler Climax Rabbit lives up to its name. It’s not one of the cheapest on the market, but if you’re looking for something that’s going to hit the spot (or both your sweet spots, in fact!) and last you a while, then this one is worth buying. It takes 3 AA batteries, so no problems there.

Grab the Clit Tingler Climax Rabbit here.